Bill Murray Defends Miley Cyrus

In no way related to the fact that Miley Cyrus agreed to be part of his upcoming Netflix special, Bill Murray backed Miley Cyrus at Comic-Con from all hurtful comments she couldn’t give a shit about when naked, stoned, and stabbed by gender neutral cock.

I’m gonna say this officially: Miley Cyrus is good. I was not particularly convinced. Miley Cyrus is really fuckin’ good. She can really sing, I just thought she was a knucklehead crazy girl, the kind of girl you want to go on a road trip with who didn’t have ID or something, but she can really sing. So I don’t want to hear any more bad rapping on Miley Cyrus, OK?

Consider that case closed. It’s sad that Murray isn’t even getting a sloppy fingering out of this. It’s hard to watch guys deescalate their demands as they age. SNL alums need to be taken to Logan Run’s Carrousel no later than 35. Speedballs and poor diet just isn’t enough for everybody. My morning cocktail tastes funny. Why are my palms getting sweaty. I’m coming John and Chris and Phil and Gilda and black chick whose name I can’t recall. Check out my retrospectives on AMC. Murray out.

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