Bill Hudson Still Finding His Dad Rhythm

Oliver Hudson mocked his absentee bio-dad on Father’s Day by calling it Happy Abandonment Day and posting a kid picture of himself and his sister Kate Hudson and Bill Hudson who fucked Goldie Hawn at a party in 1976 and had to marry her. Their marriage lasted one more kid plus a couple months before Hudson took off for better eats down the street. Papa was a rolling stone. Following his 38-year son’s Instagram tantrum, Bill Hudson fired back with some tidbits of uncomfortable paternity:

“I say to them now, ‘I set you free,. I had five birth children but I now consider myself a father of three. I no longer recognize Oliver and Kate as my own. I would ask them to stop using the Hudson name. They are no longer a part of my life. Oliver’s Instagram post was a malicious, vicious, premeditated attack. He is dead to me now. As is Kate. I am mourning their loss even though they are still walking this earth.”

That seems like progress. You wanted a hug and you got a swift kick in the nuts. This could’ve been handled so much better with an afternoon talk show ambush. Now you’re dead to dad. That might not mean much since he missed your last thirty birthdays, but good luck getting his car for the prom.

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