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June 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
If you can see Victoria Silvstedt’s ass, she’s on the clock. The occupation of expensive trophy girlfriend has some kind of shelf life between NFL running back and Andy Cohen’s muscular bathing assistants. Not many are making it to thirty, let alone forty. It’s been seventeen years now since Silvstedt was named Playmate of the Year and fucking people because it felt good. It’s twilight of the career time. Nobody’s going to think less of you for PEDs. A-Rod’s breaking all the records. Manage the latent hair growth around your chakras and apologize to Congress. You’ve got one mouth to feed.
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