Sarah Stage Definitely Not Anorexic

Model Sarah Stage really wants you to know she loves In and Out Burger or at least holding one up to her face before throwing it out the car window. Stage garnered criticism on her Instagram page for looking abnormally thin while being pregnant and insisting on doing power cleans while crowning. The baby was born healthy although experts predict he won’t learn how to talk until his tenth birthday but that’s more of a nurture thing. Many people remarked how Stage is awkwardly holding the burger like a prop and does not convincingly appear to be eating it or even understand how the process works. Her lip gloss also looks freshly applied, although there’s no rule against putting on a fresh coat after every bite or tearing your burger up into tiny pieces to eat one by one, although it clearly signifies you’re a fucking maniac with severe issues. Posting bullshit photos to Instagram appears to be one of them. I can take a picture next to the Luxor but that doesn’t make me a Pharaoh. God it’d be fun to throw a pie at her face although it could end her career and you’d be prosecuted for homicide. What’s for desert I heard the diner down the street keeps plastic display pies in the window.

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