Rick Ross Pistol Whips Landscaper

Rick Ross was arrested on charges of kidnapping and aggravated assault and will be held without bail until a hearing on July 1. Apparently Ross was upset with how the gardener trimmed his petunias and forced him into the guest house and pistol whipped him with a Glock, breaking the guy’s jaw and finally giving Ross some actual street cred. What’s the difference between being gangster and white trash again? Ross is famous because he stole an actual gangsters name, and in fact grew up pretty well off and used to work as a prison guard, which he denied until pictures surfaced of him rectal feeding a twelfth grader who was found with half a joint in his book bag. This should bode well when he’s finally sentenced for being a menace to society and lifting key elements of that film for his official bio. Did Kat Von D do your prison ink? Remember me? Bend over and cough.

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