Rick Ross Finally Gets Some Street Cred

Shameless impostor Rick Ross was arrested in Georgia for having five joints in his car after being pulled over for an illegal window tint which turned out just to be his face. Ross’ real name is William Leonard Roberts. The real Rick Ross is a former drug kingpin who the fake Ross read about in a newspaper when he was ratting out his next door neighbors for making too much noise. Ross also used to work as a prison guard which is looked down upon in the rap world so he consistently lied about it and refused to do a rap battle without a canister of pepper spray. His music sucks donkey dick to boot. Ross was apparently very cooperative with the officers, further proving he’s a pussy. If you get pulled over for no reason and then booked on an antiquated drug charge for harmlessly smoking some weed you should at the very least act like a raging asshole and threaten to fight the cops once they aren’t in uniform. At least drop them a hundred to say you were a dick. Am I high or did we used to work together? Is that a gang sign or are you just motioning the waiter for a refill of iced tea?

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