Paulina Gretzky Future Perfect

Paulina Gretzky pretended to post a bikini picture of her post pregnancy body completely innocuously, though obviously it was an attempt to body shame millions of women who reward themselves with cheesecake bites. Gretzky looks good. Almost like a woman who has spent the six months since childbirth doing little more than drinking pressed juice and visiting day spas where ladies with club feet gently buff her labia with pumice. Attractive women who share their bodies freely deserve better lives. Someday she’ll look back on her braggart social media posts and feel even better about herself. Your nasty comments only make her moist. Follow Kelly Clarkson and call her relatable.  Paulina Gretzky isn’t looking for friends.

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