Parents Beat Their Kids Into Saying Nice Things About Caitlyn Jenner (VIDEO)

Enlightened women’s blogging network SheKnows kidnapped the United Colors of Benetton kids and forced them to say tolerant things to say about Bruce Jenner transitioning to a woman. Either these kids were heavily coached or they all have PhD’s in sexual politics from Vassar. Even Doogie Howser wasn’t aware of his sexual orientation the day they handed him his medical license.

Last week, adults were rolling in the dew of Jenner’s newish vagina, now they’re forcing their kids to delve into grown up thoughts on gender dysmorphia, depression, and sexual identity. Of course kids can handle discussions on transgenderism. In many countries, they can handle the family horse butchering business at eight. In Ethiopia they’re recycling bullet casings for tribal warlords while their still shitting their leaves. This used to be Vagina Dad’s fault. Now the Manson Family built up around his new Mercedes worth of surgical refinements is spinning out of control on its own. Okay, We Pals. Point to which of your dads you like the least, I need to punch somebody.