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June 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
This is the woman now horking your blank canvas Victoria’s Secret supermodels. There seems little point in going on as a man. You could blame Maxim magazine in their death spiral for naming Miley Cyrus the hottest woman in the known universe. Or just blame the progressive thinking of gender fluidity and experimentation of our millennial semi-employed. The fact remains, you’re fucked. You’ve reached the end of the rainbow and found Miley Cyrus going down on your pot of gold. Enjoy your Porsche and epic home theater. Things like this never get better.
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