Miley Cyrus Naked With A Pig

Miley Cyrus posed naked with her pet pig on the cover of Paper Magazine. You might remember Paper from photoshopping Kim Kardashian’s implanted ass on it’s cover and then claiming it broke the Internet even though the Internet still worked fine and as proof several people remarked how she looked fat on Twitter. The issue is titled Use Your Voice and will focus on Cyrus’ humanitarian efforts including her Happy Hippy Foundation which aims to help homeless youth and provide blow jobs for struggling rappers. It seems Cyrus is out and about often so I don’t understand how she has time to care for a pet pig. Cut to her Guatemalan housekeeper snow shoveling shit off a marble floor every quarter hour. Cyrus may not know what’s best for this pig. It’s a filthy animal. The pig is pretty gross too. I’m sure there’s foundation aimed as rescuing animals from being cooped up in a drug den in the Valley. Unfortunately I highly doubt any of their supporters are cover material. Look for her twat to appear in next month’s Penny Saver. Do you smell bacon?

Photo Credit: Paper Magazine