Kendall Jenner Smells Sweet

They have award shows for fragrances. Most all of them are bottled in a factory in Guangdong that slightly modifies each brand with a hint more phosphoglycine or a dash more scent of douche to present a unique formulation. Women purchase fragrances entirely based on whose selling it and how nice the bottle looks. So the same way men decide on who they should be married to for the rest of their lives. I like your ass in jeans, let’s bind ourselves for eternity. Perfume was invented to mask body odor. Wash your reproductive parts daily and save yourself ten billion annually. Or just fucking wash yourself daily. There’s no excuse to be French. The drought’s not that bad. Soap remains free in public toilets.

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