Karruche Tran Sets Chris Brown Straight

Nobody wants to see men and women beating the crap out of each other, though we all prefer it over an insipid proxy of the same shit on social media.  Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown tussled over the break up of their relationship on Instagram. Chris Brown was outraged that Tan blamed their breakup on Chris fucking tons of other women. Tran suggested that Chris Brown’s violent stalker game wasn’t as cute as it was during the first Obama administration:

You know what’s weak?? You forcing yourself into my car… my broken window.. blowing up my phone… trying to shower me w/gifts. Man the fuckk up and change the bs in your life like I’ve told you several times.

That seemed so much like  art and passion during the two years she was fucking him. Prevention is always the best plan. That goes for gingivitis and being Chris Brown’s hot fuck toy. Prison pen pals are great when they’re in prison. You’ve got great legs. Consider spreading them for accountants and sporting good store assistant managers. I know, I sound like your dad. If that makes you horny in the least, call me. I don’t believe in hitting pretty women.

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