Gwyneth Paltrow Tough Life

Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t like being compared to other actresses who have started lifestyle websites selling thirty dollar mason jars and non invasive salt shakers even though they’re doing exactly the same thing. She feels the comparisons are unfair, even though herself, Reese Witherspoon, Jessica Alba, and Blake Lively are all slightly past their prime female sex symbols who started businesses aimed at selling overpriced kitschy bullshit to Wall Street wives:

“People are grasping at straws to tie us together and I get it, because it makes a good story, but I’m slightly offended by this sort of generalization that happens with myself and Jessica and Reese and Blake… I feel there’s something slightly misogynistic about it.”

Yes something indeed. Nothing specific, I can’t put my finger on it, but trust me it’s lurking. It’s so typical of people to be sexist in a nondescript way by pointing out glaring similarities between a subset of people. Why isn’t anyone mentioning how George Clooney and Prince Fielder both like to jerk off in their home theaters? Probably because it’s not a recent phenomenon and seems to have a practical use unlike your stupid toaster cozy. I think the marinades are killing your braincells. Twat.

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