Emma Roberts Taps Out of Engagement

Emma Roberts announced through public relations reps pretending to be anonymous sources that she was breaking up with her fiance Evan Peters. He’s the actor nerd she got arrested for bloodying in a hotel room scrap in Montreal. She adored him because he was cute and talented and had no clue how to defend his right in a fracas. It sucks when your bully also controls the vagina in the relationship. You’re forever operating at a deficit. You’re France and it’s no longer the 17th century. 110 pounds isn’t much until you add in the exponential strength of crazy. I’d consider a broad ban on dating anybody with Eric Roberts blood.  I don’t care if she gives you living room couch privileges when you’re good. You’re in a better place now, kid.