Caitlyn Jenner Happy Father’s Day

Caitlyn Jenner celebrated Father’s Day with her children. If you think that sentence sounds absurd you’re either a bigot or just kind of smart or neither. This was presumably for a segment of the impending reality show where a dude gets super self righteous about wearing a dress. All the key grips offed themselves. I’m assuming these people all smell like shit. Accept for Jenner’s pony tailed rebellious son with his cis penis. That guy’s probably not bad. I saw him at Pep Boys.

Assuming Jenner is a chick, this is typical behavior. I refuse to do housework because you can’t tell me what to do. No I won’t pull out my credit card at dinner. I believe a man should act like a man. I have a moral compass which I can activate when I stop getting free shit. It’s actually an app I got on this phone I didn’t buy while vacationing in Dubai with this dude I don’t speak with anymore. If you’re a woman you don’t get to celebrate Father’s Day. I’ll start opening car doors when you bust out the Pine Sol. Equal pay, my ass.

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