Vagina Dad Saving His Nickels

Turning into a woman has any number of challenges. Not the least of which is affording a new wardrobe. Bruce Jenner is trying to get a wrongful death civil suit filed by the step-kids of the woman he traffic killed in Malibu earlier this year thrown out of court. Jenner claims that the plaintiffs barely had any contact with their stepmom and never relied on her for financial support. Also, they were only a couple years younger than their stepmom because that’s just how Hollywood rolls.

Vagina Dad has been successful in having this deadly traffic collision kept out of the public eye mostly by promising to make his kids cry on national TV. People get killed everyday in car accidents, it’s been a while since a former Olympic decathlete cut off his wang and started wearing Versace. Nevertheless, Jenner doesn’t need the ghost of the broad he killed hanging over his ten million dollar summer sex change special. Look for $500,000 to get kicked quietly to the opportunistic kids and for Bruce to take the middle name Kim in honor of their mom he pushed into oncoming traffic. There’s no reason everybody can’t come out of this a little bit richer for the experience.

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