Trotting Out Emmanuelle Chriqui Means Entourage Is Nigh

The 90-minute white guys only rap video known as the Entourage movie is one month away. You can almost taste the mugging in celebrity cameos. For the longest time word was the film couldn’t get made because Mark Wahlberg was re-imagining scenes from Missing in Action in Little Saigon. Nobody questioned the claim because nobody gave a shit if they ever made an Entourage movie. But now they have. It’s like when you’re a kid and your parents bring home a baby from the hospital. First, you ignore it, but slowly, over time you realize that’s my little brother or sister and they’re not going anywhere. So you make plans to kill it. You were there first. Let’s push Entourage in the street and agree it ran without looking. At worst, we get compulsory psychiatric.

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