Terrence Howard’s Dick Extorted

Angry woman beater Terrence Howard who is beloved by white people and his gold digger ex-wife are feuding over their recently settled divorce. The wife got a settlement of five years of spousal support even though they were married only one year and she refused to blow him in the hot tub once because it meant getting her hair wet. Howard now claims he was extorted into paying her and he was blackmailed with photos of his dick, which his wife characterized as small. He claims to have recorded some of her demands:

“I can make a good $2 million right now… you want to see your little dick out there in front of TV?”

Not unless you’re going to fluff it first. This is a situation where you may want to cut bait. Regardless of the size of your hogan they’re all prone to unflattering photos while eating cereal. She also claims Howard gave her an STD which he has apparently not denied although he’s waiting to confirm if the lesions match. Both of these people are gross. This hazard could have been contained if they’d continued their War of the Roses in the privacy of Howard’s McMansion. Now it’s spilling out into society. Get your ebola suits. There are tiny dicks and herpes and whores everywhere.

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