Tallulah Willis One Upper

Tallulah Willis went on Instagram and shared a bunch of pictures of her tits as her more camera friendly sister won Dancing With The Stars. Tallulah turned up to watch the finale along with her famous parents, as at least one appearance was contractually mandated in exchange for having a sexy Quagmire on the cast. Tallulah is ten months sober, or six weeks from her next relapse depending upon how optimistically you frame things. I might develop a coke problem too if it meant two months of horseback riding in Malibu on someone else’s dime. No word on what’s next for her and her tribe of wandering celebrity offspring but I’m ruling out a job. Perhaps continue ruminating on your less than ideal childhood which forced you to regulate your feelings with shopping with a flask in your pocket. The horror. When I was your age I couldn’t even find drugs. Either you like attention or you don’t. Time to make up your mind. Keep your chin up.

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