Selena Gomez Knows The Climate

After Selena Gomez was apparently fat shamed on Instagram by trolls hired by her public relations team, she decided to speak out on behalf of all the twenty two year old chicks who could maybe lose six ounces:

“IM IN the business and I could care less about what ‘they’ or you said I should look like. I don’t need to do anything other than love myself, take care of my work, fans, family and friends… And I do work out. It’s not your place to tell anyone what they should or should not do.”

You shouldn’t stick your finger in the toaster. That could lead to cancer. Getting saline bagletts implanted into your body with a rusty scalpel still lacks a scientific consensus. Like vitamins or reading the news. I don’t want to be cynical but I think Gomez is capitalizing on the whole body image movement fiasco. I’ll play hard ball. Mexican chicks are like a soft cheese. Delicious and then check the expiration date. This one says 25. The thing about fans is, they’re fickle. Not really inclined to have your back if they can’t touch their fingers around it. I didn’t ask for this card but I’ll play it. Why is your thigh a lego?

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