Seismologist Needs Her Faults Greased

US Geological Survey seismologist Dr Lucy Jones went to the premier of the earthquake disaster movie San Andreas and live tweeted her scientific critiques of the film. Doing either of these things alone would make you an asshole. There’s a special place in hell for people who use their cell phones during a movie and it’s located right next to the clown rape station for people who go out of their way to inform you of the scientific or historical inaccuracies of movies. I know George Clooney still isn’t straight in outer space. Shut the fuck up now. An example of her relishing the opportunity to yell about earthquakes on the Internet since people turn the other way at parties to get more Gardetto’s despite the fact they give you bad breath or perhaps on purpose:

“First big howler. San Andreas the movie pretends that California has a subduction zone. We can only have a M8.2”

Jones then imparted her followers to not garner their seismology lessons from Hollywood movies, but a more appropriate venue like Twitter which lets you read a whopping sentence at a time. It’s a movie. People with jobs don’t have time to inject PEDs and eat cartons of eggs all day like Dwyane Johnson but I’ll leave my degree on the wall when lecturing you on it. It’s fake but that’s beside the point. If I see that phone out again I’m calling the usher. Failing that it’s a good day to tour the county jail. Five stars.

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