Nikki Lund Seems Flexible

Nikki Lund is the former Kim Kardashian teen buddy who convinced Richie Sambora to pony up millions for a clothing line inspired by the fact that she has big tits and blond hair and went on a publicity tour telling everybody how amazing Richie’s elder rock cock was. Microsoft started under a similar premise I believe. Sambora seemed to be into the shtick until his reps got around to crunching the numbers and he remembered he was in Bon Jovi and could bang tons of other hot women for much less financial burn. Sambora pulled funding on the clothing line. Lund took the news well, making public accusations that Sambora had assaulted her and threatened to cover her in acid just like in the movies. The District Attorney investigated and declared her to be short of anything resembling evidence. Lund was fined zero dollar and zero cents, receiving zero hours of community service and zero marks on her permanent record. It’s good to be the accuser. Downward facing dog, your next investor might be watching.

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