Miranda Kerr Plunging Dress Because Why Pay Ten Grand to Cover Your Tits

May 15, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Cannes is that jackass dude with tons of cash who always has a hot girlfriend. The one you originally thought you’d like to murder in his sleep, but later decided it would be more fun to wake him first and taunt him with his pending demise. The trucks and boats full of international supermodels that arrive for the film festival and related The AIDS charities events is unmatched outside of the code red called when DiCaprio’s feeling extra horny on a Saturday evening. If life were fair, it would be super fucking boring. Find yourself a way to weasel into this world and get yourself some. Everybody hates the fraternity except for the people in it. The same goes for Miranda Kerr’s snatch.

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