Miley Cyrus In a Thong Helping Others

Miley Cyrus wore a thong to help her friend Zoe Kravitz sell records. She’s also helping gay teen runaways because Miley infers she too has dabbled in the lesbian arts, though it’s not clear if this was with lesbian teen runaways. They probably don’t complain a lot and if they do, well, there simply aren’t many questions asked when they go missing. Cyrus is going to write a bunch of inspiring songs about love and acceptance that these teens can listen to while turning tricks in the park. You may recall last year Miley befriended an out of work male model from Oregon who was homeless because he was too embarrassed to tell everyone back home he hadn’t book any paying gigs. Also, he was running from a warrant. Those kinds of stories are moving. And one reason Miley died her armpit hair pink:

“The pink pits are saying, ‘Don’t tell me what to do. It’s back to what I’m preaching in a way, you know, telling these kids. I’m not just saying you be yourself and I’m going to go be Miley Cyrus. I’m saying I’m going to be my fucking self, too.”

I’m sure that makes more sense when you’re super fucking high. Sometimes it’s enough just to want to make a difference. At least I hope so.

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