Kylie Jenner High… On Education! (VIDEO)

In a stunning turn of events, Kylie Jenner was not super fucking high and eating Popeye’s in her snapchat video, she was simply out of her gourd to be consuming such a mouthwatering Southern biscuit.  The hydrogenated margarine really knocks it out of the park.

In her clarification, Kylie Jenner also insisted that the popular notion that she’s not in school is simply a myth perpetrated by the hater media that has made her rich and famous because that’s just how hateful they are.. Being seventeen she still goes to school daily as evidenced by the complete lack of documentation to that claim and the thousand of images of her cavorting online and hanging out around town during the weekdays. Though some photos of her fucking guys who used to play high school ball are said to be locked away in the Kardashian extortion closet. Kylie claims to be excited for her high school graduation next month. I hope the family pays the extra for the color version of the diploma template at Kinko’s. Education is in the eye of the beholder. Nobody asks to review your transcript while they’re fucking you for money.

Video credit: Kylie Jenner/Instagram