Kendall Jenner In A Bikini

From the looks of her mid-Tuesday social media shares, Kendall Jenner is in school just like her sister. This would be some college, home schooled by Cervantes, the foreign-born meister responsible for the academic upbringing of the Kardashians. He also scores them diet pills. He’s the guy behind the guy who’s fucking all the girls. Purell and Diet Rockstar are thrice more effective than morning after pills, but somebody has to hold the funnel steady through the screams. When the kids look back on their formative whoring years, they’ll remember Cervantes fondly. You never forget that one teacher who was too gay to try and get some.

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