Isiah Thomas Knows What Women Want

Former NBA All-Star and serial sexual harasser Isaiah Thomas has been named President of the WNBA’s New York Liberty by Knicks president James Dolan who is what scientists refer to as a retard. Thomas used to work for the Knicks and cost them 11 million dollars for firing a female employee because she rejected his sexual advances. One might think this would make him a less than ideal choice to manage a woman’s basketball team, particularly one full of angry lesbians with an axe to grind because dad wanted a real boy. On the positive side they aren’t his type. Thomas has sucked at everything in life outside of playing basketball and this endeavor should be no different. However if you’re going to suck at something you may as well do it in obscurity. You could tell me Bigfoot plays in the WNBA and I’d just mutter something about her still not being able to dunk. The Pentagon recently did a study and found every team in the league has a sub 500 record. You might think that’s impossible but try watching a game.

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