Hugh Jackman Jacked

Hugh Jackman has a diverse array of talents including getting ripped as fuck at the gym and performing on Broadway. For brevity’s sake, we refer to this as being gay. Jackman also plays Wolverine, a role which exclusively requires him to be jacked as fuck and memorize the SAG minimum of lines required to be considered a featured performer. He also stars in several shitty romantic comedies in which he plays a sensitive guy who is inexplicably courting a woman while wearing khakis and those weird shirts that you can’t tell if they’re dress or casual that child molesters wear to barbecues.

Jackman’s latest accomplishment is becoming a member of The 1,000 Pound Club, an esoteric honor popular in bodybuilding circles in which someone bench presses 235 pounds, squats 335 pounds, and dead lifts 410 pounds. It’s unclear the origins of this club but I’m guessing it was started by some guy who could lift exactly that much weight and nothing more. Either way I salute Jackman. I’m sure his loving wife was there to cheer him on in her wrestling onesie. At some point his muscles must become too big for the closet.

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