Dr Oz Has Not Many Regrets

Dr Oz offered the closest thing you will hear to an apology for lying his ass off on his stupid TV show. Oz is well known for touting various products as miracle cures, such as green coffee extract or misshapen factory reject Pringles. Dr Oz is a real doctor and is currently a professor in the Department of Surgery at Columbia University which would seem to be in conflict with his rampant quackery. Several of his peers have called for his dismissal yet Oz appears to be above the law, including the laws of science and medicine. Oz went on Fox and Friends to attempt sounding empathetic and maybe help him keep his job:

“I wish I’d never used the laudatory terms I used for weight loss supplements. That was the big mistake I think we all acknowledge. I stopped doing that a long time ago, over a year ago.”

Stephen Collins stopped exposing himself to children several years ago. You can bet Cosby isn’t still making red eyes for the ladies. What’s your point? Oz claims he never made any money from touting various dubious scientific studies and that other people slapped his endorsement of said studies onto products without his knowledge. I’d be inclined to believe that if it sounded halfway plausible. There’s a money train here and it doesn’t stop at a shady laboratory in a Florida strip mall. Oz already got bitch slapped by Congress so I’d say Columbia is posed to follow suit. Just take him off the pamphlets first. His believable jawline will be missed.

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