Conrad Hilton Holds on Loosely

Conrad Hilton’s ex girlfriend Hunter Daily Salomon filed a restraining order against the Hilton heir because he kept showing up at her house all fucked up and threatening to kill himself if she didn’t get back together with him. Turn off your phone. Hunter is the daughter of Rick Salomon who you might remember gifting herpes to Conrad’s whore sister Paris on grainy video a decade ago. I’m not sure that counts as incest but this is what people in the Ozarks do when they win the Powerball.

Hunter has been in a relationship for several years and probably figures she can no longer keep this under wraps and it’s time to stop blowing her midget ex for free Ecstasy. Conrad is currently awaiting sentencing for assault after he freaked out on a flight and repeatedly insulted the passengers and crew while claiming his dad would pay off the airline to forget the episode. Not the case and in fact your gym membership is no longer valid and if you keep taking the Kudos out of the pantry Marisol is no longer washing your boxers. A lot of successful people have committed suicide. Hemingway did it and he was literate. What’s your excuse?

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