Blac Chyna Wants Her Baby

Blac Chyna intends to fight for full custody of her two year old son with Tyga. Through her attorney Black Chyna claims the child needs to be living full time with just one parent since he’s about to enter school and learn the cruel gift genetics bestows upon kids with two extraordinarily stupid parents. Black Chyna claims her ex-boyfriend isn’t fit to be the primary parent since he likes to stay out all night, smoke hella dope, and fuck underaged girls. In contrast, Black Chyna clearly doesn’t do the latter. Chyna also wants child support from Tyga to keep her in the lifestyle she’s accustomed to. Which is either a condo in Calabasas or a refrigerator box in an alley depending if you go back more than two years. As usual, the only winner in this case will be the sick child who receives this toddler’s healthy liver after he’s forgotten in the tub for three days in or around the MTV Video Awards. Life is cruel, not that comment.

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