Ayda Field Sued For Sexual Harassment

You know this chick if you watch way too much crappy subnetwork television. Also, if you follow crazy-eyed minstrel Robbie Williams on Twitter because this L.A. born actress is his wife. Their recently shitcanned personal assistant, Gilles De Bonfilhs, is suing the couple because he claims the Mrs. used to walk around naked in front of him detailing how Robbie made her cum the night before then asking Gilles if he too liked the pleasures of the sensual arts. At that point she’d take a bite of an apple, rub the bite mark against her nipples, then toss it at Gilles as he wept in French.

Firstly, you don’t get to sue because your good looking 35-year old female boss is flashing you her tits and reciting haiku about her love of cock. If you love chicks, this is not a bad thing. If you love cock, you just got a new haiku. If she says you need to clean British pop star jizz out of her snatch or your fired, that’s probably crossing the line. I’d change your name to something inherently less submissive, buy some flannels, and sign up for an extended tour on a fishing trawler. Constantly wishing your balls into another dimension is no way to go through life.

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