Ashley Graham Celebrates Diversity

Plus sized model Ashley Graham’s business card reads that she’s the first plus sized model to appear in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. While technically true, this is disingenuous because she was only featured in an advertisement for bras and panties which hide your gunt and back fat. Her newest venture is working with a modeling collective called ALDA which aims to celebrate diversity in the world of modeling.

“ALDA is a new collective of models that represents beauty without divisions, boundaries, and – most importantly – beauty that doesn’t conform to any body shape or size.”

Yeah this photo has all the diversity of a Yahtzee. The world is a beautiful place, full of many different species of birds, flowers, and good looking women anywhere from a size 8-13. God sat proud on that seventh day, save for wondering why he made petite women who everyone wants to fuck at bars. You put the chunkiest ones as bookends, for that I have to salute you. It’s a crazy mixed up world. With any luck, ALDA will make sure women of all shapes and sizes get a chance to glorify themselves, but mostly those on the heavy side. I’ll take a Frosty.

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