Adam Levine Sugar Bombed

Some guy threw a bag of sugar at Adam Levine on his way into the Jimmy Kimmel show and nailed him right in the grill. The guy was arrested on charges of battery. If you or I called the cops and told them someone threw a bag of powdered sugar on us, they’d tell us to stop being such a pussy and fight like a man. I’m not excusing this behavior by any means. First it’s powdered sugar, next we’re moving onto sprinkles and people start getting hurt. I’m pretty sure the Jackass guys do worse things to unsuspecting strangers all the time. Standing in line to watch Adam Levine enter a building is a major sign of psychosis whether you want to fuck or kill him, as evidenced by a woman in attendance who witnessed the event:

“I think this guy had it planned. It was a brown bag with tape around it, which was weird.”

Holy shit it was premeditated. I figured the dude just constantly walked around with a bomb made out of powdered sugar in case he had to impromptu decorate a stripper cake while in a hurry. If you had to pick one guy to nail in the face with powdered sugar you couldn’t do much better. It wouldn’t be funny if it was a crippled old lady or Bill Gates as he took off his glasses and cried in a fetal position. Sometimes even douche bags hit the mark. You just lost your LA privileges.

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