Warren Sapp Maybe Plays Rough

The hookers who tried to work over Warren Sapp for an extra couple hundred bucks told police Sapp was violently aggressive and that he tackled them.

“That’s why my leg hurts.”

Considering Sapp tackled several NFL sized players onto the injured reserve list, I’d say he was holding back some on your lithesome frames. Most likely he was trying to contain you from making a scene in public. That includes running through the hallway with your tits out while screaming you’re sorry you forgot to wash the dishes just put the belt away. Both parties could have handled this better. Sapp should have tossed them a couple extra hundreds and some expired gift cards and called it a night. These ladies could have not played the used car salesman role on Sapp’s desire to be sucked off by women imported to the U.S. in cargo containers. When Uber gets into prostitution, everything will run much smoother. Until then, Russian brides know better than to go to the cops.

Photo Credit: MiamiDade.gov/CookCountySheriff.org