Tom Brady Is Good at Everything

Tom Brady posted a video of himself and his lucky dick cliff jumping into some water so that guys in the greater Boston area can fuck their wives tonight. The first of April is April Fools Day as your friend who you need to stop hanging out with reminds you ever year. In keeping with that tradition and because his wife is cycling and relegated to the North wing of the house, Tom Brady posted a photo of himself in a full body cast following the jump. You should really stop calling him back. Several thousand people were dumb enough to believe him even though the pictures was clearly Photoshopped by Michael J Fox. Tom Brady has it all. Good looks, talent, and a sense of humor. Chicks are liars. Two out of three ain’t bad.

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