Prince Jackson Targeted

Prince Jackson just turned eighteen and got a chunk of the Michael Jackson fortune making him the immediate target of competency barbs almost certainly coming from his own family. The dead Michael Jackson teat has a lot of mouths to feed. Stories have begun showing up in the press about how the most seemingly normal Jackson ever, Prince, is having alcoholic beverages at bars, engaging in sexual activity, and even maybe smoking pot!

He’s been acting out to the point where his family is now worried and they want to do anything to prevent another tragedy. Everyone is hoping that the family considers an intervention in Prince’s life soon.

An intervention for what? Avoiding the spotlight, being straight, and smoking a little weed? He’s taking his girlfriend to jiu-jitsu class. That seems dangerous. He probably needs a conservatorship of some kind to be administered by his uncles and cousins who haven’t worked since ’79. Prince needs to re-open Neverland with a new ride, The Truthy Mine Shaft Experience. Push his relatives down into it until they hit rock bottom. Fill it in with grit and unobtainium. Nobody will fuck you over like family. Well, women, but after women, family. Also the IRS. And viral infections. Avoid all of them, Prince. Buy some decent shows and run.

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