Noah Cyrus Gets Preachy

Miley Cyrus’ fifteen year old sister posed as a cadaver for a PETA ad which is calling attention to the third biggest problem our country is facing, the dissection of frogs, cats, rats, and pigs for academic purposes. If there’s anything that symbolizes the attitudes of the dried up serial abuse victims at PETA, it’s that they didn’t mention that humans are also dissected in med school. That’s because these animals rights groupies insanely value the life of a ferret as they lack esteem and have a vendetta against their step father or anyone else with similarly smelling genitals. The ad is captioned with the hashtag “Dissection Kills” which isn’t really true since the animals are already dead. I’m going to side with the medical community over Noah Cyrus on this one. Perhaps there’s a reason for what they’re doing. If I’m getting my ACL repaired I don’t give a shit if the surgeon puts cats in the blender. I have a feeling we’re going to be seeing a lot more of her. This is a strike out but you’ll be able to see her bush on her eighteenth birthday so call it a push.

Photo Credit: PETA.com