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April 28, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
The Mariah Carey combustion clock edged another minute closer to midnight. Carey has some fleeting amount of time left in between the loss of her once impressive pipes and the moment earnest college students pour buckets of sea water over her to keep her from suffocating. Being a wealthy lady let who lets it all go won’t be so bad. You can eat and breathe and disappear the staff that make fat jokes to Chinese body harvesting camps. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless the exploding waves of viscous matter are visible from space. Then you’re on YouTube.
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