LeAnn Rimes Posts Bikini Photos

LeAnn Rimes shared vacation photos of herself and her topless husband as part of her check-in process so people stop calling the cops over to her place to check on her mental state. Social media gives a massive damn about who you’re dating and what nail polish you’re wearing when you’re eighteen and have a hit single. When you’re forty-one and cooing about your sexy divorcee husband stealing your favorite baseball cap and how you’re going to have to wrestle him later, the tween stats start to nose dive. You’re audience is quickly dwindling down to those tracking you as old habit in between glucose meter readings. There’s always personal or professional accomplishments to brag about, but that seems like undue effort. Bikini selfies will get you a little something something, but I’d start considering topless fetish shots. The rags will start surmising you’ve gone nuts again, which means you just bought yourself another three years of popularity. Mission accomplished.

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