Kylie Jenner Black Face Confuses

Kylie Jenner posted a picture of herself with darkened skin features and declared she wished she could look like this every day. Zendaya Coleman, the Rosa Parks of half black millennials from Orinda, favorited Kylie’s intellectually intriguing post until commenters noted that the image recalled vile memories of black face entertainers. Zendaya deleted her endorsement because she doesn’t want that shit showing up in the movie Oprah makes about her.

What in life can’t be explained away with a random word hashtag? Kylie Jenner cleared things up by noting that the entire effect was created with neon and black lights and had nothing to do with her entire family having sex with black men over the weekend. Kylie noted she was happy the way God made her and wished everybody a happy easter as she went to church with the rapper who is illegally banging her and the baby he made with the black women he prefers.

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