Kourtney Kardashian Donkey Show

On a recent episode of her family’s reality show, Kourtney Kardashian posed naked with a third generation succubus peaking its head out of her well travelled vagina. As ipecac on the nasty cake, Scott Disick shaved her bush while she lay in a bathtub and several statues in Rome begun to show signs of the stigmata. Nobody wants to see you naked. Least of all while pregnant. Don’t be fooled by the 100,000 views on YouPorn for your pregnant women gang bang videos, it’s a fetish outside two standard deviations even for porn. In an evolutionary sense its a turn off for men because our seed is not needed. Plus, you’re gross. Women seem to respond well to nude pregnancy shoots, but everyone knows their taste in porn is laughable. Do whatever you want, just don’t tell me it’s brave. Nor is it beautiful. I’m the one doing the jerking off so I’m the final word.

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