Khloe Kardashian, Friend to the Friendless

No matter how many times they run Khloe Kardashian through media training camp, she can’t pick up the smile and wave response protocol. It’s why the gossip reporters go after Khloe to comment on her semen coated family. She doesn’t give a particularly intelligent response, but she always feels compelled to say something reflexively simpleton about haters. As she did when asked about Jamie Foxx’s jokes on Bruce Jenner becoming a tranny at the iHeart Radio Awards:

I just think it’s a low blow. I think it’s very mean, but you know, I wish him all the best. It is what it is. I just think — and I know Jamie, so I think that’s also why that’s a really low blow, but hey. Guess that’s what he felt the need to do for a little press.

I agree with the Big One that the tranny jokes were out of place, especially when Bruce Jenner killed a woman a few weeks back and nobody in the media seemed to particularly care. Dick jokes are probably mildly funnier than dead old lady jokes but at least the family of the dead woman could’ve expressed outrage on Twitter. Until Khloe ate them. Every last fucking one of them. Defender of the realm.

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