Kate Upton Cat Daddy Disrespect (VIDEO)

Kate Upton didn’t ask to be a blond buxom model making bank and dating pro athletes, but there you go. Her drive to not be seen as a sex object is matched only by the speed at which she accepts cash so men can splash jizz onto grandma’s best carpet thinking about her in a bikini. Upton’s latest historical revision involves a claims that she chastised creepy Uncle Terry for releasing the Cat Daddy bikini dance video of her onto the net, ensuring she’d be super famous in Borneo within seconds.

[Kate Upton] told Vogue UK in a new interview that she was horrified to see the minute-long video of herself dancing while wearing an extremely small bikini go viral, in part because she thought it had just been filmed for fun and wouldn’t be seen by anyone who wasn’t at the photoshoot.  “That was disrespectful, you could have told me!” the 21-year-old said she told photographer Terry Richardson

Terry Richardson is known for two things. Being super fucking creepy and sharing the shit out of every photo he’s ever taken. If he’s keeping any media private, it involves Romanian orphans being fucked to death by bears wearing tiny hats. Shots of your jiggling tits are not going in the storage locker. You don’t need to lie about who brought you to the dance, Kate. Flash your tits, point to the imaginary scoreboard, and we’ll gladly give you our money. I don’t remember the last five Kate Uptons slogging us through this same guilt trip.

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