John Hamm A Mad Man

John Hamm reportedly did some pretty fucked up hazing to a fraternity pledge during his brief stint at the University of Texas. Mark Allen Sanders says Hamm put the claw end of a hammer under his balls and dragged him around the room, and also set fire to his pants while he was wearing them. He also claims he was beaten with a paddle to the point his kidney was ruptured and his spine was fractured and he was repeatedly confined into a makeshift grave in the frat’s basement. It’s unclear if he kept coming back for it. The abuse was bad enough the frat was forced to disband and Hamm, along with other members, were charged in a lawsuit which was settled for three cases of Natural Light and several lawn couches. So, one step short of the death sentence by Texas standards.

Sanders is now a personal injury attorney. There’s no word if he specializes in hazing suits but universities along with Hamm have solid endowments. Hamm has yet to comment but handsome people get a pass at their first hammer claw to the balls. Guys in frats are expendable anyway. If he’d have insulted a pug or referred to Bruce Jenner with the wrong pronoun there might be a problem. I’m sure Hamm feels terrible just look at him. Blame it on the alcohol. College was a long time ago.

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