Jessica Simpson’s Husband Squeezes

This is the new world. The women make the bread and the hunk husbands play the role of doting spouse. Before you enter this type of arrangement, ask yourself this, as much as I love fine dining and jet ski vacations and having half the young female population of Tegucigalpa taking care of the babies I produce, can I handle being thirty-five and on an allowance and having to check in every hour via emoji smiley face and an explanation of my whereabouts. Also, do I mind being interrupted during the ballgame to stage romantic candids for social media. When the clock winds down that pre-nup is going to sting, but in the meantime, grab a hunk of ass and hold on. You get your next check on Thursday.

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