Jennifer Lopez Supports Gay Marriage

Women with money should be able to do whatever they fuck they please just like men with money and government officials. Jennifer Lopez is going to marry her gay backup dancer in what is being reported by people who have no idea whatsoever as a multimillion dollar affair in December. Lopez had broken up with Casper Smart earlier this year because he had been dirty texting trannies. Lopez later forgave him realizing that this was simply the natural habit of young men who suckle cock like it’s candy.

Lopez’ public relations team has begun leaking stories about how much her twin six year olds love Smart and how he makes them pancakes and reads them bed time stories. According to these same anonymous sources on retainer, Jennifer asked her twins if they’d like Casper to be their new daddy and they screamed “Yes!”. Then the kids asked Lopez who she was and Jennifer had the nannies take them away because children can say the meanest things.

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