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April 29, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
There’s a shit ton of stuff you can get done as a teen when high school isn’t on the menu. Get Softcore United on the phone tree and coordinate a bare midriff shopping trip. Some day, you’ll shopping as a grown woman. This is practice. Sneak into the alley for a cigarette. Tell laid out Nick Nolte if he likes staring at your ass so much, why doesn’t he touch it. He won’t have any money. Laugh and get to Barney’s. It’s almost Cinco De Mayo and the piƱatas are still in the attic.
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