Hillary Duff Banging Down the Ladder

Hillary Duff signed up for Tinder presumably because they paid her thousands of dollars to do so, although there’s also a strong possibility she is using it to satisfy her blue collar fetish like most chicks do before they marry their plastic surgeon. Duff claims this is the first time in her life she’ll have the opportunity to hook up with a “Total normie.” Apparently Disney Channel show runners don’t count but they always have the best candy. Duff claims to have nine dudes lined up, but didn’t specify if they’d be separate or all at once in a camping tent near Indio. Let this be a lesson to the plethora of creeps on Tinder. Find out where Duff is going to be or just hang outside her house and log on. Jeff is 3 feet from you. He looks cute. Swipe right. I’d give this experimental phase an over under of two dates before some Joe Blow forgets to order premium vodka and Duff makes a beeline for the members only lounge at LAX. Hold that pose.

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