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April 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
There are five stages of grief. Just three stages of being free of your former husband. Sadness. Hair dip. Tits. Hilary Duff kind of went through that fast. Your girlfriends are for cheering you up with white wine and the support only women who were crazy fucking jealous of you and your husband can provide. Your tits are for finding a new daddy for your baby. There’s plenty of time for bras after you’re hitched again. 27 and only been married once. Hollywood does not approve.
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